Jackass Season 1
Episode Guide

Episode 1:
Johnny w/ a boner: Knoxville walks around with a dildo in his pants and pretends not to notice
Fast Food Attack: Sneak attack at the drive-thru window
Shotglass: Steve-O takes down a whole shot in a large glass without his hands
Self Defense Equipment: (re-used from a Big Brother movie) Johnny tests out various self defense equipment on himself
Bunny in the Trunk: Johnny drives around asking for directions to bury Bunny who is tied up semi-nude in his trunk
Shopping Carts: Bam, Ryan and others push each other into bushes and suck while riding in shopping carts
Weeman: Jason "WeeMan" Acuna skateboards around dressed as an Oompa Loompa
Daddy and Baby: 'Daddy' crashes his bike with a baby in the baby seat and people react
Fat Fuck: (re-used from CKY2K) Bam in huge pants stuffed with bubble wrap skateboarding around
Poo Cocktail: Johnny Knoxville dressed as 'Greg PooGAnus' gets flipped upside inside a port-a-potty filled with poo


Episode 2:
X-Ray: Johnny Knoxville gets an x-ray on his ankle
Roller Jump: Johnny attempts to jump the L.A. river on rollerskates but gets jacked up resulting in the X-Ray from the previous segment
Blind Driver: Ehren walks around with a white cane, gets in his car, drives away and causes an 'accident'
Trampolines: (re-used from CKY2K) Bam and others jump around and act crazy on some huge trampolines
Human Barbeque: Johnny Knoxville, in a meat suit, lays on a homemade barbaque grill and cooks the meat UNDER STRICT SUPERVISION OF TRAINED PROFFESIONALS (so DON'T try this at home *again*)
Urban Kayak: Taking Kayaking from the water to the streets and fountains
Boxing: Johnny Knoxville takes on the 'UK Hammer'
The Goldfish: Steve-O swallows a live goldfish and then brings him back


Episode 3:
Shocking Dog Collar: Johnny and Ryan trick Jeff Tremaine into wearing the shocking dog collar that they say is a microphone
The Skunk: Johnny Knoxville gets sprayed by a skunk several times
"Hi, I'm Bam Margera and I feel like Kicking my dad's ass all day today": [self explanatory if you ask me]
Mexican Snowboarding: Pontious and others take snowboarding to the beaches of Mexico
Big Wheel Craze: various guys ride around on old skool big wheels
Daddy and Baby 2: 'Daddy' and Baby are back, but this time Baby ends up on the roof of the van
Johnny on Fire: AFTER PUTTING ON FLAME REPELLENT GEAR and UNDER STRICT SUPERVISON OF TRAINED PROFESSIONALS, Johnny gets set on fire for like 30 seconds and is put out by fire estinguishers immediately as requested
Elephant Poo: Steve-O dives into a whole pile of Elephant poo from his circus, maggots and all


Episode 4:
Crossbow: Johnny, dressed in a suit of armor, gets shot at with a crossbow
Sumo Wrestling: Johnny attempts to wrestle a huge Sumo Wrestler
Heavy Metal Wake-Up: Bam gives Jess quite the rude awakening
Tanning Jackass: Ehren tans in a pink speedo with the word Jackass stuck on him with stickers
Poo Hug: Ehren offers passerbys 'Poo' hugs, and he gets a few takers
Satan vrs. God: Pontious dressed as the devil carries a sign and stands in front of a church denouncing God and gets attacked by a religious freak
Poo Poo Platter: Johnny goes into various restaurants, orders the vegetarian meal, and puts poo in it, then asks the workers what's up
Squid Suit: Johnny Knoxville walks along the boardwalk in a squid suit and Knate ruins all the shots
Heavy Metal Wake-Up 2: Bam's back again, only this time his parents are the victims
50 eggs: Try and eat 50 hard boiled eggs in one hour and you'll probably end up just like these guys, puking like crazy


Episode 5:
Beekini: Johnny Knoxville wears a custom bikini bottom covered with real live bees
Night Monkey: frightening innocent passerbys is what nigh monkey does best
Sling Shot Pond: Ryan Dunn gets on a home-made sling shot chair and they attempt to launch him into this nasty pond
Taxidermy: Johnny and Grandma talk to taxidermists about stuffing and mounting grandma after she passes on
Pogo: Ehren just loves to pogo
Johnny Knoxville staples 'JACKASS' to Steve-O's ass: and it's followed by a warning to all you morons out there who would actually think of doing this to themselves or their idiotic friends
Mianus: During a visit to Mianus we endure various anus jokes "Whoppi Goldberg lives in Mianus" "There's a little Jack Russel Terrier in Mianus"...
Cellphone: Dave England screams at a lazy co-worker on his cellphone and his head begins to bleed
Poo Dive: Ryan Dunn dives into a tank of poo at the local sewage plant


Episode 6:
Mr. Mean: Johnny attempts to ride the bucking bull 'Mr. Mean'
BMX Joust: Bam and Bran joust on BMX bikes
Mullet: Jeff Tremaine gets his own mullet
Bread Suit: Johnny Knoxville feeds some birds (and gets an offer from a lady) while wearing a bread suit
Renaissance Fair: Pontious and WeeMan show you how to slay a baby dragon
No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service: and pants are required too
Shark Hugs: Steve-O and Pontious swim, hug, and hump little tiger sharks in the ocean
Poo Joust: several matches in a ring of poo until there is a winner


Episode 7:
Yoga: Johnny Knoxville goes to Yoga class with gas
Aligatorama: Pontious wrestles an alligator
Skater Accident: a terrible crash into a garbage can
The Magic Show: Preston is sooo excited to see the magic show that he pees himself
Extreme Scootin: Ehren and his scooter
Guy in a Casket: Johnny drives the hearsh and the casket and 'dead guy' fall out the back
Street Fishing: Steve-O in fisherman's gear lures some passerbys to get a dollar or so they think


Episode 8:
Aggressive Sledding
Land Skiing: Ryan Dunn can ski with the best of them, but where's the snow?
Santa and Reindeer: WeeMan the Red Nosed Reindeer and Santa go sleding
California Bobsledding
Grass Sledding: Ryan Dunn is at it again, with coaching from Bam
Santa Skate: Bam, Tony Hawk and others ammaze us with their awesome skateboarding skills
Naked Snowboarding: and it's cold out
Skid Row Santa: Santa Knoxville hands out chicken and coke
Santa Colonic: Santa wants a colonic and he's gonna get it
Egg Nog Challenge: You'd think it be easier to drink 50 glasses of egg nog in an hour without puking, but you'd be wrong!


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