Jackass Season 3
Episode Guide

Episode 1:
Puff Daddy intros
Beard Of Leeches: Johnny does his little Abe Lincoln speech and the leeches are all going in his mouth and it was nasty
Fat Fuck 2: This time both Bam and Bran were in the fat suits and htey were being all crazy at the hotel
WeeHand: Hi I'm WeeMan and this is a WeeHand
Woodchipper: Ryan Dunn gets pelted with various foods shot at him through a woodchipper
Ice Barrel Jumping: Ryan Dunn and some guy try to jump over yellow garbage cans on the ice, Ryan sucks but the other guy was awesome
Stilt Fall: Steve-O on stilts and he falls a couple times
Urban Sledding: Johnny Knoxville and Jeff Tremaine sled down stairs and such
Extreme Jacuuzing: very extreme, or not, but wouldn't you ladies all love to be in the jacuuzy with these men (especially later when they're all in there)
plugs: Now I don't know what was up with this but Bam plugs in a drill to Ryan Dunn's nose and it works
Idiot Launch: Steve-O gets launched
Phil in an Elvis suit: my favorite part is when Bam says he looks like an egg with arms and legs
Omelette: Dave eats various things you would find in an omlette, pukes them up, cooks it and then eats the cooked omelette, I almost threw up several times, I actually covered my eyes for most of it


Episode 2:
Bounty Hunter: Bran and Bam do a skit where Bran arrests Bam and has him cuffed outside and goes into a store but Bran and Bam end up being the ones 'arrested' by the guy who intros the show this time
Dutch BMX: Knoxville and Pontious ride around on this cart-like thing attached to a BMX bike
Airport: Preston tries to get help with his bags so he can go to the airport but WeeMan escapes half naked and gagged from one of his bags
Snow Surfing: Ehren and another one of his crossover sports, it's kinda like snowboarding on a much larger board
Crawfish Diaper: Steve-O wears a homemade diaper filled with vicious little crawfish that bite him
Hockey Check: Knoxville gets checked repeatedly
More Airport Scene
Full Pipe Skating: This is no half-pipe, it's a full-pipe, and Dave shows us how it's done
Ulitmate Fighting: Ryan Dunn attempts to take on the UK Hammer, also the Hammer hits Bam and Tremaine in the stomach real hard
Phil Wake-Up 2: Bam and Hoof go to wake up Phil but Phil has another idea and tackles Bam!
Spermathon: Dimitry, Knoxville, Kosick, Preston, WeeMan and Pontious all compete to see who has the best sperm
Deticated to Jacob Ramirez


Episode 3:
Johnny's family intros the glue test: Johnny hangs on to a construction hat that is glued up high cuz he doesn't want to fall into this nasty mixture.
Chris Hanna and a Ghetto Cart Offica Chairs: Bran, Ryan, and Bam, all dressed up in suits, use office chairs (the wheely kind) instead of skateboards at a skatepark.
Extreme Uni-Cycling: Steve-O unicycling (you'd think he'd be better since he's in the circus)
Port-O-Potty: Preston goes in, nasty sounds are heard, WeeMan comes out (hilarious)
tandem biking: Ehren and Pontius on a tandem bike with no brakes ("My job on this show is to be naked not to die"-Pontius)
Bottle Skating: ("It's not a bottle it's a jug"-Dimitry) Various guys attempt to skate over those huge office water bottles/jugs
Cow Suit: Johnny and Ryan run around in a cow suit trying to mack on real cows
The Bat: Dave in a bat suit
Dimitry the Terrible
Emu Hunter: Pontius attempts to catch an Emu (Will he suceed? You'll have to watch and find out)
WeeMan Skate
Dusty has Gas: Johnny Knoxville's nephew has gas and farts into a mic for us (ok so maybe it was a little more than farting)


Episode 4:
Johnny's intro: Johnny welcomes us and then goes down the Slip & Slide ramp
Slip & Slide: Johnny, Ryan, Bam, Ehren, Preston, Weeman, Guch, and Pontius (as Garbage Man) use some dish washing liquid and slid down a ramp
The Body Cast: Brandon and Bam (dressed as doctors) put Ryan in a body cast and push him into curbs
Ehren snowboarding (in pink panties)
Crapper Sled: Steve-O sleds in a portapotty on skis
Human Pinata: Johnny dresses as a pinata and has little kids beat him for candy
Trip goes down the slip & slide ramp in a bucket
Carpet Skating: Daewon Song, Guch, Sean Cliver, and Master Fuol skate on carpet...obviously...
Johnny stands in a stranger's way
Hunchback (at Notre Dame): Dave dresses as a hunchback and harrasses people at Notre Dame
Metro Bunny: Pontius dresses in a bunny suit and has fun in a French subway
Johnny tries to hug a bum sitting on a bench in the French subway, while Metro Bunny tries to steal his liquor
Paintball Duel: Johnny, Pontius, Rick, and Mike Kassak have a paintball duel....
Round 1: Pontius vs. Kossick: Pontius wins
Round 2: Johnny vs. Kassak: Kassak wins
Round 3: Johnny vs. Kossick: Kossick wins
Round 4: Pontius vs. Kassak: Kassak wins and is the champion
Happy Birds: Johnny feeds some birds some strange substance to make them "happy" (high)
Wee King: Weeman stands on a red carpet that is being pulled by the van
Johnny holds an umbrella over a stranger's head
Nutball: Pontius, Dave, Steve-O, Ehren, and Johnny participate. They have to hurl a ball at each other's balls, and whoever can't take it anymore losses.
Ehren vs. Steve-O: Steve-O wins
Pontius vs. Steve-O: Steve-O wins
Dave vs. Steve-O: Steve-O wins
Johnny vs. Steve-O: Steve-O wins and is the champion (because everybody had bad aim and couldn't hit him, whereas he hit them almost every time)
Steve-O draws from a bowl of paper to see who (out of the above 4) will have a bone hurled at their nuts (all of the pieces of paper say Ehren, but he doesn't know that). Ehren gets hit in the nuts with the bone.
During the credits....
Pontius & Ehren wrestle in a man's yard in their underwear
Bam pisses on Preston


Gumball Rally 3000
summary compliments of Danielle

mission 1-- london, england to berlin, germany [675 miles]
mission 2-- berlin, germany to malbork, poland [354 miles]
mission 3-- malbork, poland to vilnius, lithuania [270 miles]
mission 4-- vilnius, lithuania to st. petersburg russia [463 miles]
mission 5-- st. petersburg russia to helsinki, finland [252 miles]
then a ferry to stockholm, sweden
mission 6-- stockholm, sweden to copenhagen, denmark [342 miles]
mission 7-- copenhagen, denmark to beaulieu, england [856 miles]

total miles: 3,212

along the way highlights:
--polish highway women
--dimitri barged around a funeral procession in poland
--jeff's pink hankerchief
--russian kid kicks jeff in balls
--powers hid the keys from an 18-wheeler so no cars could exit latvijas.
stuck there for 6 hours before the driver got the keys back.
--car jacks in russia force gumballers to turn back and get lost.
--sleep-o [steve-o] has no idea bc he sleeps all the time
--got pulled over 4 times in russia
-- repeated quote by pontius: "Russian police....stern, stern but fair."
--loony's accident in sweden


Season 1 // Season 2

P.S. I realize that sometimes I confuse Ehren with Dave England, so if you catch it on any of these seasons let me know where so I can fix it.